Bila Lagi Tr Linda Nak Mengomel..

Assalamualaikum wbt.. Isnin kembali lagi.. Seperti biasa tr akan poie ko sekolah bawak anak tr skali ko Juasseh. Jangan tak cayo yo abg adi dah bosokolah kek SK Pusat Juasseh. Dari TNI ke Juasseh amek maso 50 minit ke satu jam perjalanan. Jadi setiap pagi Tr akan bogorak awal ke sekolah. Pukul 6.25-6.30 pagi, Tr dah kono pastikan Tr kuar dri area TNI. Kok terlewat sikit, ha...lambeklah Tr sampai ke sekolah. Tapi Alhamdulillah sobab traffic Seremban-Kuala Pilah okay yo pagi2.. tak jem pun. Tompi, tension Tr akan muncul bila : 1. duduk belakang lori...pastu nak potong takleh sobab jalan tak clear.. 2. duduk belakang kereta atok @ uwan yang ngantar cucu2 pergi sekolah..bawak keto 20-     30km sejam.. nak maghah kang tak bulih.. doso! 3. kesiangan (lambek bangun).. hahaha.. yang ini kadang2 boto.. sobab bilo kito dah set jam tapi tak donga pulak.. ha tu yang boleh jadi kolam kabut tu.. apo laie, dah macam superman la tr.. topi kok dah lambek, nak buek cenno kan? bwk c...

Man and the Cashier joke A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, “Sir, do you have a dog?” “Yes.” replied the man . “Well, where is it?” asked the cashier . “I left him home.” he answered. “Sorry,” the cashier said, “You can’t buy the dog food if I can’t see the dog. That’s the rules.” The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout. “Do you have a cat?” asked the cashier . “Yes,” he said, “but I left him home.” “Sorry,” she said, “If I can’t see the cat, I can’t sell you the food. That’s the rules.” The next day the  man  walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the  cashier   and said, “Put your hand in here.” The cashier put her hand in and said, “It’s soft and warm. What is it?” The man replied, “I’d like three rolls of toilet paper please!”

Johor Bharu (The Star/ANN) - A Malaysian factory worker who claimed that he scratched his "itchy" private part in front of a neighbour by accident paid the price for his act. Ahmad Hairul Nizam Hussin, 23, was fined RM1,500 (US$492) in default three months' jail by magistrate Mazana Sinin after he pleaded guilty to outraging the modesty of the 41-year-old school teacher. He paid the fine. The accused was charged with exposing his private part to the victim who lived in an opposite flat unit at Taman Pelangi Indah. He did this at around 6am on Oct 8, 2009. According to court documents, Ahmad Hairul, who was in his room, had exposed his genitals to the woman who was hanging clothes along the corridor of her home. In mitigation, the accused said he always kept his room window open. "I had just taken a shower and went into my room to change my clothes," he told the court. "I suddenly felt itchy and scratched my private part, but I didn't know she was watch...