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Man and the Cashier joke A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, “Sir, do you have a dog?” “Yes.” replied the man . “Well, where is it?” asked the cashier . “I left him home.” he answered. “Sorry,” the cashier said, “You can’t buy the dog food if I can’t see the dog. That’s the rules.” The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout. “Do you have a cat?” asked the cashier . “Yes,” he said, “but I left him home.” “Sorry,” she said, “If I can’t see the cat, I can’t sell you the food. That’s the rules.” The next day the  man  walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the  cashier   and said, “Put your hand in here.” The cashier put her hand in and said, “It’s soft and warm. What is it?” The man replied, “I’d like three rolls of toilet paper please!”

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How do we use the Simple Past Tense? We use the simple past tense to talk about an action or a situation - an event - in the past. The event can be   short   or   long . Here are some   short   events with the simple past tense : - The car exploded at 9.30am yesterday. - She went to the door. - We did not hear the telephone. - Did you see that car? Here are some   long   events with the simple past tense: -I lived in Bangkok for 10 years. -The Jurassic period lasted about 62 million years. -We did not sing at the concert. -Did you watch TV last night? Notice that it does not matter how long ago the event is: it can be a few minutes or seconds in the past, or millions of years in the past. Also it does not matter how long the event is. It can be a few milliseconds (car explosion) or millions of years (Jurassic period). We use the simple past tense when: the event is   in the past the event is   completely finished we ...

How do we make the Simple Past Tense? To make the simple past tense, we use: past form   only or auxiliary   did + base form Here you can see examples of the   past form   and   base form   for irregular verbs and regular verbs: V1 base V2 past V3 past participle regular verb work explode like worked exploded liked worked exploded liked The past form for all regular verbs ends in -ed. irregular verb go see sing went saw sang gone seen sung The past form for irregular verbs is variable. You need to learn it by heart. You do not need the past participle form to make the simple past tense. It is shown here for completeness only. The structure for   positive   sentences in the simple past tense is: subject + main verb past The structure for   negative   sentences in the simple past tense is: subject + auxiliary verb + not + main verb did base The structure for   question   se...